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one side love story – Nikhil

Hi ,,,;:::::.:.:):)& mera naam.::: NIKHIL shrivastava hai.;:::; maine to ye bahut suna tha ki yadi aap kishi ko sucche dil se chaaho ge to woo aapko zaroor milegi haaan maine ki ko chaaha uska na:::::::::((not sow;: :: us ladki ko maine jab first time dekha to wo esi lag rhi thi ki jaise koi pari ho ;; mai us time 4th class me tha mai uske sath hamesha khela karta tha saikl chalate the hum saath me ladte the or to or mujhe usse bahut dar lagta tha pata ni kyun mujhe us time is bare me kuch pata hi ni tha ki ye sb kya hai fir 1 saaal baad mujhe pata chala ki yeee pyaar hai haaan haaan ye pyaar hai::::::.:.,., mai humesh usse nazre ni mila pata tha yaar mai holi dipawali ko shirf uske saath hi selibret karta tha mai humesh use kahna chahta tha ki mai tumse beinthan pyaar karta hun,,,, but kah ni paya woo bahut aameer hai or mai medil class family se bilong karta hun ek din mai pooore josh ke sath uske ghat gya haanth me rose leke 😐 pta chala ki uska ghar aab kanhin or ban gaya hai mai apni roof me jaa kar roya krta tha ::: maine suna ka uska ghar uske palesh ke paas hai to mai rooz 1 sr 1:5 mahine tak uske ghar ko dunda but ni mila

or ek din mai puuri tarh se haar gya or pta hai kyaa hua.,, maine uski car ki aawaz sun or us di mai khushi ke maare usni sadak par rone laga or us din se mai roooz uske ghar ke chaccr lga ta hun but woo kabhi ni di lekin mai uski car dekh kar hi taslli kar leta hun sabra kar kar ke aaj 6 saaal ho gaya or aaaj mai college me hun but shirf maine ushi se pyaar kiya hai sirf uska hi intzaar aaj bhi hai mujhe or yakin bhi hai ki ek din wo zaroor mile gi mujhe khud par trust hai::::.;.,; mai holi or deepawli ni manata uske din aaj bhi intzaar hai uska ki uske saath hi khelunga ,,,, woo school me hai or ek din mujhe pata chalta hai ki uska ek pahle se hi bf hai mujhe baht dukh hua,,,,,;;; but apne pyaar pur bharosh hai mujhe bhale hi aab wo mujhe pyar na kare but apna wohi purana dost bana le mai use dekhna chahta hun uske gum me roona chahta hun suna hai kishi ko badi shiddt se chaho to puuri ayna use tumse milane me jut jaati hai kaash ye such hoooo jay : : : i love her:::::::::.;:..:;:.:.:.;(

 

 

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          1. Sisters aaplog bhi kya itnd tum sab log kitne masum ho
            Or shreef b abtak sach ka pata nahi chlsaka aaplogo.!
            Humne pehle hi kaha tha ke maahi fake hai or vishal bhi!
            Bada afsos k saath phir aana pada
            Ye donoki jugal bandi ko dekhne.!
            Naina sis ishana aditya suraj ji
            Payal riyan plz ye log ke bareme kuch nahi malum aapko shayd.!
            Humne pehle hi parakh liya tha.!
            Ye maahi or vishak dono ek person hain.!
            Qki koi ladki kisiko bi rude karnewale insan ko bardaash nhi karti vhahe wo uska dost hi qna ho!
            Or rahi baat vishal bhai wah hindi me janbuchakr shahirayan dete hai vishal banke phir phir khud hi rude bankar khud maahi jaisa natak karke khud ko Hi line marta hai bhai aap bohat kamal hain.!
            Par ye kabtak chalaoge bas karo aap maahi ho ya vishal jo bhi ho koi ek hi ho! Ye sabit hota hi hai.!
            Nd plz Sis bro ek baat hum kehte hain.
            Koi bhi ladki ek kilo mitr se b agar ladka dekhraha ho to tabi wo pakad sakti hai k kaunsi nazar se dekgraha hai.
            Maahi ladki ho to kregina unse kuch baatein.
            Aap hi socho vishal jab kuch b kehta h to maahi chup chap sunLeti hai.
            Real life me khud apni bf itna care nhi dete jo anjan se itna kaise sunti h or jab wo kuch b kehta hai to maahi palat kar unko jawab tak nahi deti socho Sisters koi b ladki bardaash nhi kaRti.!
            Or baat pe ye khud bolti khud ko maahi bakr vishal ko ke aapke dil me jo b ho boldo
            Matalb ladki itna to peecha nh karti kabhi wo hartarfse mehfus rehti h agar aisa hota to ishana ne vishal ko data nhi hota k mat karo maahi aisi baate Qki wo ldki h usko malum hai.
            Plz hamara maano maahi vishal dono ek hain pehle hi do teen logone kaha bhi hai nahi nhi samjh aaya apko shayd isliye hum b kehte hai.
            Maahi vishal kya baat hai chi
            Lanath hai aisi kaam karte huve lovers point pe.
            Sry sister hamne sach bataya hai.
            Dur rah ye unse kya pata kisiko kuch vash me karneka plan ho. Take nd savdhan sisTers .

          2. Hello frndz…mai v thik hu aur btaiye aap sb??

            payal sis mai aur aapko bhul jaun aisa v ho skta y kya bilkul bi….mai kisi ko ni bhul skti

          3. Sisters aaplog bhi kya itnd tum sab log kitne masum ho
            Or shreef b abtak sach ka pata nahi chlsaka aaplogo.!
            Humne pehle hi kaha tha ke maahi fake hai or vishal bhi!
            Bada afsos k saath phir aana pada
            Ye donoki jugal bandi ko dekhne.!
            Naina sis ishana aditya suraj ji
            Payal riyan plz ye log ke bareme kuch nahi malum aapko shayd.!
            Humne pehle hi parakh liya tha.!
            Ye maahi or vishak dono ek person hain.!
            Qki koi ladki kisiko bi rude karnewale insan ko bardaash nhi karti vhahe wo uska dost hi qna ho!
            Or rahi baat vishal bhai wah hindi me janbuchakr shahirayan dete hai vishal banke phir phir khud hi rude bankar khud maahi jaisa natak karke khud ko Hi line marta hai bhai aap bohat kamal hain.!
            Par ye kabtak chalaoge bas karo aap maahi ho ya vishal jo bhi ho koi ek hi ho! Ye sabit hota hi hai.!
            Nd plz Sis bro ek baat hum kehte hain.
            Koi bhi ladki ek kilo mitr se b agar ladka dekhraha ho to tabi wo pakad sakti hai k kaunsi nazar se dekgraha hai.
            Maahi ladki ho to kregina unse kuch baatein.
            Aap hi socho vishal jab kuch b kehta h to maahi chup chap sunLeti hai.
            Real life me khud apni bf itna care nhi dete jo anjan se itna kaise sunti h or jab wo kuch b kehta hai to maahi palat kar unko jawab tak nahi deti socho Sisters koi b ladki bardaash nhi kaRti.!
            Or baat pe ye khud bolti khud ko maahi bakr vishal ko ke aapke dil me jo b ho boldo
            Matalb ladki itna to peecha nh karti kabhi wo hartarfse mehfus rehti h agar aisa hota to ishana ne vishal ko data nhi hota k mat karo maahi aisi baate Qki wo ldki h usko malum hai.
            Plz hamara maano maahi vishal dono ek hain pehle hi do teen logone kaha bhi hai nahi nhi samjh aaya apko shayd isliye hum b kehte hai.
            Maahi vishal kya baat hai chi
            Lanath hai aisi kaam karte huve lovers point pe.
            Sry sister hamne sach bataya hai.
            Dur rah ye unse kya pata kisiko kuch vash me karneka plan ho. Take nd savdhan sisTers …

          4. Bbbyee adi ji

            Frndz silent reader keh rhe h k mai fake hu ok frbdz aap sb jeh dijiye haan aur ye maa lijiye bs matter yhi pr khatm ho hayega…simplw

          5. Bs kro vishal maahi ka natak karna kyunn ye love wala natak krhe ho bhai tumko koi ladki nahi mili kya iyna gir chuke ho ke khud hi ladki bankar love karhe ho lanath hai ladkiyonka bhooka ha tu bhai itna kya paani hai bhai tu ghatiya khahaniya band karo maahi kabhi vishal kabhi sneha kabhi kunal kabhi sarika kitna banoge aap.

          6. Maahi sis aap nahi jaanti aap nayi nayi h. Hum jantr hain ye alag alag naam se love hi ka payam lataha hai.
            Sach kehrahe hain hum .
            Vishal or maahi dono game khrl te hai apsme janbuchakr ladneka. pehlese pata hai yeh vishal bohat hi zada huyshiyar hai. Koi vishal se baat nhi karta yemalum hogya h sabko isliye maahi khud bkr khudko imrs krta hai. Sister plz baaki sab ache hai kya ye insan ki niyat kaisi hai hum b ldKi h plz savdhan raho aap yeh dono naam se.

          7. GUYSSS SAU BAAT KI EK BAAT ADITYA ALISHA NUZY NAIAN SIS INSBNE MJHSE WHATSAPP PR SAT V KI H HMSBKA PEHLE GRP THA…AUR NAINA SIS NE MERA KHUD KA DP V DEKHA H

          8. Maine bhi aapko dekha h maahi..Aap fake Ni ho ..

            Silent reader ji vo baki frnds dekh lenge Aap jyada Pareshan n hoiye ki maahi fake h ya Ni..

          9. Whats pp par fake dp lagakar ghumra karna assan plz ye mt samjao aap.
            Kabhi call karke baat bi agar krbhi diya to bi yakin nhi kise pata ye vishal kisi ladkse baat karvde ..or khde ki main maahi hu. Plzzz jaldi baaZi kuch b inka ssath nahi dena sister take care se raho
            Plz hmara kaam hai kehna hamne khediya plz baaki log bahi hai kya yahpe koi kami hai kya real me .
            Plz hamra kaha manao ya na mano apki marzi h par savdhan raho bohat chalak hai ye

          10. SILENT READER AAP JO BHI BOLO AGR MERE FRNDZ KO MJHE PR TRUST HOGA TRUST KRTE HONGE TOH MJHE KBI CHHOR KE NI JAYENGE…AUR MJHE AAPKI BAAT SE KOI V FARQ NI PADTA SMJHE AAP…BS

          11. HELLO KHUSHI SIS..THANK GOD AAP AAGYI…PTA H MAINE AND SBNE AAPKO KITNA MISS KIYA….KAHAN THI ABTK AAP?? KTTI HO JAUNGI AB AGR AISA KIYA AAPNE TOH…..AUR BSIYE KAISI H AAP??? HAAL CHAL KYA H AAPKE??

          12. Khushi ji dp dekhnese real nhi hota chalaki hai aapki marzi .
            Wahtspp pr dP lagana assan kisika bhi or voice pr baat b karvaneki .
            Kisi b ladkise baat karvaskta hai ke ye maahi. Chalakk bohat isme. Kabhi maahi vishal sarika sneha. Bohat bnta hai. Itna to hambhi jante hai jj.
            Bs karo maahi vishal jugal bandi. Sister baar baar ham nH kahenge marzi hai . Par savdhan raho. Ye ek hi ladki us par marti h matlab socho koi baat nhi krta unse. Khud hi kotne kitne naam badl badal kr gumra krta hai.

          13. Tum ho kon?? baar baar keh rhe ho aap ki sisters hm ab aur ni kahenge bt baar baar aap bolte hi jaa rhe ho..!!

            HAA PAYAL SISSAPNE SAHI KAHA KI H TOH JO MERE PEECHE PADA H….

          14. Oh god…!!

            Ye kya ho..!!!
            Silent ji..!!
            Kya yeh sach hai ke..!!
            maahi Or vishal..!!
            E sab alag alag se ..!!
            Jo b etc.!
            Sorry …!!
            Mujhe nahi pata..!!
            Main new hu sirf..!!
            Do din hi huve hain..!!
            Agar Ye baat sach h..!!
            To kyun krta hai..!!
            Ye insan aisa..!!
            Abtak yakin horaha mujhe..!!
            Maahi ki maine..!!
            Apni didi mana tha..?!
            Chi main b kitni ..!!
            Glth thi..!!
            My god..!!
            Silent tq apne pehle hi.!!
            Batadiya..!!
            Main nahi jaanti..!!
            Ye sab ..!!
            2 din me kya kya janlungi..!!
            Chi mujhe khud par sharmidagi..!!
            Aarahi hai..!!
            Main khud ko maaf nhi..!!
            Krungi. !!
            Maahi plzz aap jo bi..!!
            Ho vishal kunal whtvr..!!
            Mujhse dur raho..!!
            Nd tq Silent acha hua jandi batadiya..!!

          15. vishal dadheech

            Hey silent reader tu sahi keh raha h…me kya soch raha Hu,tu mil mujhse ek baar 1 min.me tere sare doubt clear na kar diye to mere naam Badal Dena.i mean doubt clear hona b zaroori h…jab b milna Ho na add Bata Dena BAs…me zaroor aaunga tera doubt clear karne…tu bhulega nahi is din ko…i promise to u…or kya kahu…tujhe kitni fiqr h sabki…mujhe bahut Khushi hogi tera tension dur karne me….or me Mazak nahi kar raha Hu.

          16. oh god!!!! silent reader aapne to hmse band aakhe khol di…aapka aabhar kaisa chukau…..aap mahaan h…..aap anteryaami h…. kya aap bhavisyavaani v krte h…………….

            ……nd maahi aapko explain krne ki koi jarurat nhi…yha pe kisiko nhi lgta aisa……except mr.silent reader….nd i dont think ki vishal aise insaan h…..wo v ache h….

          17. Guyssss ek baat aur maine pehle v sbko bataya tha ab bi bta de rhi hu ki mera real name”SHWETA MISHRA” hai….okk

            Thnk u ishana sis nd frndz aap sb mjhe pr trust krte h yhi bhut h mere liye….

            And silent reader marte aap hoge vishal ke peeche nd i think mere v peeche issliye toh peeche pde ho mere….same on u!

          18. m yha sbko ache se nhi janti but mera jisse v baat hua h..bhale hi thoda der…mjhe nhi lgta unme se koi v aisa h …or haa jo jaisa hota h dusro ko v usi nazar se dkhta h….what i say…i mean it….

          19. Dukhi to tu hai bhai
            Kyun ladkoyonko phasata hai
            Kya milta hai aapko yeghatiya chal chalke.humne pehle bhi kahatha ke plz dur raho inse baaki aapki marzi.

          20. Thank u sisters….
            And miss pooja dur toh tm rho mujhse itni insult hone k baad v peeche pdi rhi…same on u!!

            VISHAL PLZ SMJHA DIJIYE YE DONO KO JO B H…

          21. Pooja tmne mjhe di mana tha na mjhe bhut srmindagi ho rhi h iss baat pe….agr meri aisi koi chhi sis hoti toh i wish ho hi na…achha h main apne family me bhai dee se chhotu hu aur koi chhota ni h…mera bhai sis..!!

          22. MAI KOI BAD LANG.NI USE KRTI YA ABUSE NI KRTI ISKA MTLB YE NI H KI TUMDONO JAISE LOG MERE SAR PE CHADTE JAOGE….SMJHE…STAY AWAY FRM ME…LEAVE ME ALONE PLZZZ!!

          23. yaar chor de.rhne de…bss ignore maar …duniya m koi kisiko chen se jeene nhi deta….mast rho…bekaar m kisika baat ko q seriously le rhi ho….bekar h response dena….or kha h sb…

          24. Hello helllo ..!!
            Maahi vishal..!!
            Jo bi plzz..!!
            Haath jod thi h..!!
            Main aapse..!?
            Acha hua ke god ne..!?
            Sis nhi di..!!
            Kuch palke liye main ..!!
            Behag yi thi..!!
            K mujhe achi di milgyi..!!
            Ab mrse ladengi datengi..!!
            Khoob mrngi..!
            Jitna giraya..!!
            Tumne mujhe..!!
            Ohir b peeche..!!
            Pheeche..!!
            Padi thi..!!
            MuJhe nahu maluM.
            Pr jo Silent kaha..!!
            K woh pehlebi kehchuke h..!!
            Main to new hu..!!
            Mujhe kya pta..!!
            Aap aise kaam krte ho…!!
            Plz maahi ho ya koi wtvr..!!
            Plz mujhe se dur raho..!!
            Chid uthi ti ha aapka ..!!
            Leneke liye..!!
            Pehle proof kro..!!
            Or weise b zrurt b nhi..!!
            Mujhe nhi chiye..!!
            Mehi galath thi..
            Kya kya sochliya tha is kambqt dil ne..!!
            Lekin Kabi Kabi dil b dhokha dedeta
            Hai..!!!

          25. Yr Mahi ek baat btao tmhe Meri Lang se koi problem NI h na

            ❤️❤️❤️hello Ishana n Payal
            Alisha kesi Ho tm

          26. Alley baba alishuuuu si dbse pucha maine bt phir v sooollllyyyy…

            NI raghu ji mjhe prblm ni bs thodi si changing lana hoga apne lang me jaise sb normaly baat krte h waise…hehe

          27. Mahi agar tmko Meri kisi b baat ka bura lagega to bta dena ……ok n I try ki me Sudhar jaau but kese Mahi ????????????????????????????????

            Alisha Mahi bhot achhi h vo sabki care b Krti h……hehehe????????????????????

          28. vishal dadheech

            I m good…how r u doin ?
            Mainpur kaha h ?
            Or aapki life ka motto kuch alag h jaisa k aapne kaha…ye b achhi job h..

          29. vishal dadheech

            I know that…but which district?
            What is your dream besides your this job…u were saying before….

          30. яȏһѧṅ śıṅɢһ❤????

            naina ma’am????
            mujhe aapse
            kuch baat karna hai.
            or kuch ap ko batana ha????????
            zara PD ana story 3 wali
            jiska naam hai .
            MY FIRST CRUSH ????

          31. the to mara puro detail jann k rhoge….btw m jamshdpr se hu…but or marwari hm nhi bol paenge sry….

          32. vishal dadheech

            Tum sab ladkiyan kitni insecure hoti Ho na….bas aise puch raha Hu..marwadi Ho isliye…mujhe pata h tum kaha se ho….desh me kaha se ho….
            Uncle ji kya karte h ?

          33. vishal dadheech

            Mera supply ka h.industrial goods…
            Sir name k h aapno…?
            Ghar par Hindi bolte Ho ?
            Siblings ?

          34. agarwal h…or ha hindi blte h becz marwari lang. difficlt lgta h…nd sry or infrmatn nhi de skti ye public convrsatn h…..

          35. vishal dadheech

            I knew it aise hi kahogi…sawal ka jawab hota h…sawal par sawal nahi kiya jata…yakeen h Bata do…tum b ishi…I m just trying to make conversation here…pata nahi kya baat karu…

          36. vishal dadheech

            Alright ishi I agree with personal detail nd all…here…or kuch b pucha h…marwadi difficult h…
            Where were u born here or there ?

          37. m insecr …becs m yha kisi kisi se baat kr rhi hu m sbko nhi jnti to m apna sara infrmatn to nhi de skti hu na…..m ek larki hu….or m apne baare m jyada btana jaruri nhi smjhti …wo v public m….nd sry agar meri baat ka bura lga to…

          38. vishal dadheech

            I already said it
            I m agree with that….
            What took u so long…?
            Ghar par ho…ho to score hi Bata do…
            Mahi se puch leta par wo to chali gayi…
            Use b thoda pasand h match.

          39. vishal dadheech

            TUM girls baat baat par sorry kyu bolti rehti Ho…lage to lage bura..not our problem..
            Aise hi sh. B baat baat par sorry nd don’t want to hurt…sometimes it irritates me..do not feel bad ishi..it is okay

          40. if u want convrsatn then tell me what u like….wht u dislike….aapko kis tarah k log pasand h…aapka motiv kya h….etc etc

          41. Hyyyyyyyyy mahii
            Hyyyyyyy ishana
            Hyyyyyy Payal
            Hyyyyyyy Pooja
            Hyyyyyyuu adi
            Hyyyyyyyy suraj????????????????
            ????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️????????????❤️????❤️❤️❤️❤️

          42. vishal dadheech

            I already told u what I like..besides that I like sad songs..intense dance..jaha tak baat logo Ki h..me ek distance rakhta Hu ab…mera motive tha indian army join karna but unfortunately It didn’t happen

          43. hey raghu aap mera naam mat bigadie…otherwise aap v raghu kaka h…….oh itna distance q logo se….or sath hi intense…kuch hua h kya…

          44. vishal dadheech

            That’s personal….
            Or tumhara motto kya h life me ?
            Like or dislikes..
            What makes u happy..what makes u sad…up ND down….rani sati mandir gayi Ho kabhi rajasthan me Jo jhunjhunu me h…or ha ek ek baat ka reply karna

          45. mera motto h..ek successful busnss woman banne ka….mjhe khana bhut pasand h….mai dance or sketchng kr k bhut khush hoti hu…or kisiko sad dkh k m automaticlly sad ho jati hu..haa gyi hu…shyam mandir v…infact 5feb ko rajasthan ka ticket bna hua h…phir se jaa rhi hu….ab aap apna kch btaiye…

          46. vishal dadheech

            ME Jhunjhunu se belong Karta Hu…ab mujhe koi b baat sad nahi karti…maa ko khush dekhta Hu to bahut Khushi multi h..we r just like close frnds…wo mujhe nahi sambhalti to shayad aaj me tumse baat mahi kar raha hota…and have a nice journey…

          47. studies acha chl rha maahi or aapka…..
            nd koi nhi vishal sbki life m ek emotional moment aata h..

          48. Hello ishana sis…mai thik hu nd aap???
            Meri v study thik chl rhi h..

            Haan raghu ji dhoni khel rha h..toh khelne dijiye achhi baat h…

          49. Achha bta deti hu mai zyade log hairs ni rkhti sort hair h mere medium me….meri height 5″5 h…okk ab itna prblm km creat hui h na…jo aage v krni h…

          50. vishal dadheech

            Meine problem create Ki h…agar aisa h to we r both into this..alright..don’t worry it won’t happen again….or ishi maahi ko thoda guide kar Dena…cpt dene k liye kehna..tumhari baat maan le kya pata..

          51. kya hua maahi …mjhse v katti kya…mai dinnr krne gyi thi…waise v aaj ka din bhut boring h ..koi clss nhi tha….
            ..

            ….nd no prob. vishal…ab to aap yha baat kr rhe ho na ..past ..past hota h…present jyada bettr h..

          52. ISHANA jaldi dinner krti ho to night me bhukh ni lgti apko

            Ap logo ke cast me jaldi dinner krte h na

          53. Ha ..india play kr rhi ho tab lekin ..

            Adi ji payal ek khuli kitab h jo samjh gya vo payal ka ho gya..

          54. तेरी और जाती हर हवा से कहते थे हम,
            जरा तुमसे कह दे की बहोत याद करते है हम

            Miss u frnds

          55. haa aditya ..mai jldi kha leti hu or adha raat ko kch v maggie ya kuch or kha leti hu…..nd dhoni h tbhi to india h..jharkhnd ka jo h……

            …nd vishal ….life ko enjoy krne m bhut mza aata h…..try kizie…acha lgega

  1. vishal dadheech

    _पति-पत्नी रात में बिस्तर पर खामोशी से लेटे हुए थे, आपस में कोई बात नहीं….._

    *पत्नी के मन की चिंताएं :*

    • ये मुझसे बात क्यों नहीं कर रहे है ?

    • क्या अब मैं पहले जैसी खूबसूरत नहीं रही ?

    • कहीं मेरा वजन तो नही बढ़ गया ?

    • कहीं मेरे चेहरे की झुर्रियों पर इनका ध्यान तो नहीं गया ?

    • कहीं इनके जीवन में कोई और तो नहीं आ गई ?

    • कहीं ये मेरी रोज की किच-किच से तंग तो नहीं हो गये ?

    *जबकि पति सोच रहा है…*

    _• साला, मनीष पाण्डेय की जगह *’केदार जाधव’* को खिलाना चहिये अगले मैच में!! ????_????????????????
    ????????

  2. vishal dadheech

    फ्लाइट में पायलट ने
    अनाउंस किया : “हम आधे घण्टे में लैंड
    करने वाले हैं” ????????
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    फिर वो माइक बंद करना भूल गया
    और को-पायलट
    से बोला: अब तो बस एक गरम चाय
    पीऊंगा, फिर एक एयर
    होस्टेस की पप्पी लूँगा ????????


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    एयर होस्टेस ये सुन कर माइक
    बंद करने के लिए भागी,
    और एक बच्चे के पैरों में फँस
    कर गिर गयी।
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    बच्चा बोला: तुझे बड़ी जल्दी है … सुना
    नहीं??
    पहले वो चाय पिएगा…. ????????????????????

  3. vishal dadheech

    Best joke for today

    “Teacher -Translate the sentence into English..
    ‘वसंत ने मुझे मुक्का मारा’

    Santa- ‘वसन्तपंचमी’..!” ????????????????????????????

      1. Hello guysss…dinner hua sbka??

        Vihal mera wo mtlb ni tha rhne ka actually btati hu abi mai agr aapse koi v prsnl baat krungi toh yhan pr jo mere peeche pade h wo glt hi smjhenge nd phir se blame lgayenge….isliye plz try to understand !

        Aditya aur kahiye ?? haan mera study thak chl rhi h.adi!!

  4. vishal dadheech

    स्कूल में हिंदी के पीरियड में मास्टर जी ने पूछा,

    “दु:ख तो अपना साथी है,
    सुख तो आता जाता है ।”

    अर्थ स्पष्ट करें ।

    पप्पू-
    ”बीवी हमेंशा घर में होती है,
    साली आती जाती रहती है ।”

    मास्टरजी ने भारतरत्न के लिए सिफारिश की है ॥????????

    ????????????????????????

  5. vishal dadheech

    एक बार जंगल में एक बहुत बड़े से गड्ढे में एक शेर गिर गया
    तभी वहां एक पेड़ में एक बन्दर आ गया ,
    शेर का मजाक उडाने लगा , ”
    क्यों शेर तू तो राजा बना फिरता है अब तो तेरी अकल ठिकाने आ गयी न,
    अब शिकारी तुझे मiरेंगे ,
    तेरी खाल निकालकर दीवार पर सजायेंगे,
    तेरे नाखून और दांत निकाल कर दवाई बनायेंगे ।
    तभी वो डाल जिसमें बन्दर बैठा था ,टूट गयी और बन्दर सीधे शेर के सामने आ गिरा ।
    गिरते ही बोला
    ” माँ कसम ……माफ़ी मांगने के लिए कूदा हूँ ????????”
    ????????????????????????????????????

  6. vishal dadheech

    ‪संता – ओये लो पाजी मिठाई खाओ
    बंता – मिठाई किस ख़ुशी में ?
    संता – अरे मेरा बेटा फर्स्ट क्लास में आया
    बंता – अच्छा किसमें ?
    संता –
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    राजधानी एक्स्प्रेस में
    बंता बेहोश
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

      1. Payal sis aap hme chhor kr kahan chali gyi…aayiye na plz miss u sisters

        And aapne bola ki aap ek book ki tarah h phir toh smjh lijiye maahi ne te book padhli puri nd smjh v gyi..iska thoda bhut proof mai de dungi jb bi aap milengi yhan okk…hehehe

          1. Achha thik h btati hu payal sis…sis aap simply rehna pasnd krti h..zyade faltu ke baaton me apko intrest ni h…aap jld apni prsnal baaten nd feelings jldi kisi se share ni krna chahti ya ni kr pati…thodi bubbly type grl h aap…etc…may i right payal sis??

          1. Ha sis dekh liye sry match dekhne lge the ..

            Dinner krke rat me aate h plz baki frnds thoda jaldi aaiyega

          2. Mai aa gyi maahi sis ..

            Baki frnds Aap sab kha ho Suraj ji aaj aap kha gayab h..Alisha Naina Ishana ADI ji

          3. haa last m dkha….phle to lg rha th englnd jitega….but yr india ka bolers ko koi chlng nhi kr skta…..

          4. Ishana payal sis aur kahiye??

            Achha payal sis aapne abi tk ni btaya ki maine jo bi bola aapke baare me woh sb sahi tha ki ni…btaiye na mjhee janana h…plz?

          5. Maahi tum change ho gayi ab phle jaisi baate ni krti ho aisa kyu h

            Naina Alisha kha h jali aa jao ap sb bhi
            Okkkkkk

          6. яȏһѧṅ śıṅɢһ❤????

            naina ma’am
            aapne abhitak reply nhi diya
            PD me shayd sochrhi to
            theek hai????????????????????
            par reply zaroor dena okay plzz

          7. Aisa ni h adi mai aapsbke liye wshi mahi hu…kv change ni hi sti mai meri baatein v whi h adi…aisa koi mt socho…
            waise adi aap btaiye mai ehle kis tarah baatein krti thi?? main v janna chahti hu av?:

          8. Maine pooja to ni kia but pranam kia

            Maahi phle bindass khul kr baate krti thi but ab ni krti ho

            Payal mai site me 2_ mahine Se hu

          9. Kyun payal sis jhagda kyun god se?? plz btaiye manna ni kriyega mjhe janna h btaiye?? bt sis e baat bilu hhagda mt kruye gd se glt baat ye….Pta h nera v jhagda chl rha tha go md se bt phir mere didu ko ye baat pta chli t didu ne mjhe smjhaya ke sissy god or faith rkho wih achge h kv saath nu chhorte bs kv kv test lete h wi hmare..Mai manane k liye taiyar ni thi bt didu ne fight ki
            o solve kiya mjhe smjhaya..Bs payal sis aa v fauth rkhiye unpr plz naaa ..

          10. Kya bindaas khul ke baatein kru aditya dekh hi rhe h aap kuch dino se kya ho rha h yhan mre saath….waise abi aur frndz ho gyw h bnn gye hmsbke toh thoda soch kr baatein krnu padti h ki kahin koi glt meaning na nikal le….smjhe buddhu ramm….hahahs

          11. NAINA SIS JIJU MIL GYE H KYA AAJKL ITNI BUSY REHTI H AATI HI NI H…HEHEH
            ALISHA SIS KOI MIL GYA H KYA CHAND PR JO HMSBKO BHUL GYI H …HEHEHE
            SURAJ JI AAPKE DARSHAN DIN ME HI HOTE H RAAT ME AAP KHO JATE H LGTA H…HAHAHA
            AUR KHUSHI NUZY SIS NE HMSBKO DIVORCE DE DIYA H LGTAH ;-

          12. Av kkhul ke bindaas maine baat kiya na aditya sbko tease kiya boliye??

            Hello alisha sis…hello raghu ji mai thik hu nd aapdono??

            Payal sis dnt say srry smjh skti hu okk…

          13. Achha frndz ab chlti hu main…
            alisha sissy thoda jldi aaya riye nd sbko saath me leke aaya kriye okk…GOOD NIGHT FRNDZ..BBYEE!!

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