Yaaro mera love bhi azeeb hai
Vo mujhse door hai par dil ke jareeb hai
Me use dil-o-jaan se pyar krta hun
Fir bhi vo mujhe milegi nhi aesa mera naseeb hai
Dil chahta hai unse kuch bat kr lu
Par bat krne par lgta azeeb hai
Yaaro me kese jiyunga bin uske
Vo milegi nhi mujhe ye kesa mera naseeb hai
Dua krta hu khuda se ek bar mila de
Ya mujhko ye bta de ki kyu mera aesa naseeb hai
Ab to mn nhi lgta is duniya me jeene ka mn nhi krta is duniya me
Par kya kru mout bhi to nhi kreeb hai
PURI UMAR APKO PYAR HI PYAR MILE
KADAM KADAM PAR KHUSHIYON KI BAHAR MILE
JIS KHUSHI KE LIYE TARASTI HAI DUNIYA
KHUDA KRE VO APKO BAAR BAAR MILE
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NYC…
9c….
hmmm
Nyc poem……..
wow yr superb….
end me shayari bahut acchi h…..
but ye kisne likha h??
irfan kya ye tumhari poem h??
niccessss……
nice poem….
Yaha par aa jao
Bs aise hi kisi ki yad tadpati h……@mamta
Ayesha, ananya, mamta
yaha aa jao…..
hello sonu
tumne bulaya or hum chale aaye…
yade to hote h tadpane k liye ise jitna picha chudao ajati h tang krne k liye
Lo aa gyi mr. India
hello heena
Teacher pappu se….tum late kyu hoye…
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Pappu ne kha…mummy aur papa m ladhai ho rhi thi…
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Teacher…ho sakta h per tm late kyun hhoye
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.Pappuu….mra ek juta mummy ke hath m tha aur dusra papa kee…hahahha
ha ha ha nice
sonu mrs india to bolo mera gender Q change kr rhe ho mr india bol ke….
hahahahahaha
)(
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kaisa lg raha hu mein……sachhi btana…….
ha ha ha ha ha
nice joke anii
hahaha nice ananya
such me tumne mujhe hasa diya……
heena……ye kya mrs. India
hahahaha
ekdan zhakkasssss lag rhe ho sonu….
sar khn h sonu
sonu ka sar mere pass h soya h wo….
hahahahaha
Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!
smbhal k rkhna heena nhi to bechare ka kya hoga
or sota hua sar ko jagana mat
sach kha heena sadi means barbadi suru ha ha ha
Abi kuch pet puja karke ate h……
jb tk ap 3 saheliya aapas mein…. Baathein kro……
haa mamta bahot pyar se sambhal kar rakha h jaise k uska sar nhi uska dil ho mere pas
jao jao sonu akele kha lo hme to bulate v nhi gandi bat
okk sonu jao khana kha lo
jldi aana bye
hmm realy heena ap dono ki dosti bht achi h ise hmesa yese hi banaye rkhna
hmm okk mamta…
thanks
ise dosti hi samjhna koi glt khayal bhi mt lana apne dil me koi….. ok
mujhe pata h heena me aplogo ki cmmnts pdhti hu ap log bht ache dost ho or rha relation ki baat is love k chhakr me na pado to hi acha h nhi to sirf rona hi padta h
hmm u r love k chakkar me padna bahut khatarnaak sabit ho sakta h….
udasi, rona, yaadei, bichdana…. yhi to milta h isme dirf….. fir koi ek bewafa kehlayega fir jhagda, nafrat…. ye sab shuru hota h.. jis se jabhi pyar kiya us se nafrat karni padti h….
frndship is better than relationship…
right na??
ya u r r8 heena bht taklif hoti h jb hmara apna khelana wala muh mod deta h jine ki chah hi khatm ho jati h frndship bht hi acha h
pata h heena aj agr me ap logo se baat kr rhi hu to sare credits mere frnds ko jata h nhi to syd mamta aj is duniya me hoti hi nhi
kisi roz tumse mulakaat hogi….
meri jaan us din mere sath hogi…
magar kab na jaane ye barsaat hogi…
mera dil h pyasa… mera dil akela…..
zara tasvir se tu nikalke samne aa…
mere diljaana…. mere diljaana….mere diljaana…
kon h wo anjaana??????????
kab aayega????????
aaja we maahi tera rasta hu dekhti aaa…….
hahahahahaha
aisa Q bol rahi ho mamta…
is duniya me nhi hoti mtlb???
sonuuuuuuu……
tumhara lunch hua ya nhi??
Mai na aau
jldi mil jayega hena dont wry
aa jao vinod bhai….
aapka lunch hua??
are diwano mujhe pahchano…. 🙂
ok mamta thanks….
dua krna…
ye h pk…. ye h pk….
hahahaha
🙂
mujhme jine ki chah khtm ho gyi thi heena mere frnds hi the jinhone mujhe smbhala
Pk kanha ho
Pk ab mera man nhi karta ane ka
hlo vinod g
Jb aliya aye to sonu mujhe call kar lena ok by
sb khn bhag gye
mamta aisa kya hua tha jo aapki jine ki chah khatm ho gyi thi??
mera net nhi chal raha tha mamta isliye late reply hua…
bhagi nhi thi mai..
heena…..
koi h ya sb chale gaye…..
mai yhi hu sonu….
sonu…….
Heena tum soti kb ho…???
raat ko soti hu
Q??
reply dene me itna time lagta h kya sonu??
ya tumhe nind aa rahi h??
Mein bhoot banakar tumhare sapno me aauga….
hahaha
ohh… aa jao bhoot bankar….
mai chudail ban jaungi….
hahahahahaha
Darwaja to kholo….jbi to ander aauga…
hahaha
q Vinod g why why
Lo bhoot ka naam liya or bhoot hajir
hahahaha
bhoot ko andar aane k liye darwaza kholne ki kya zarurat h.. direct aa jao..
pk kaha busy ho….
yaha aana km Q kr diya??
O harre duppate wali
sheedi shadi….
bholi bhali….
janam chudail mt bno…….
ni to tumhare sajan ko pk se kam chalana padega
hahahaha
hahahahaha
heena….tumhare yamma ne recharge karaya ya ni
yamma ne coin box ko jala diya yr…..
use pata chal gaya mai tumhe call karne wali hu isliye ….
hahahahaah
Dhatt teri ki……
yamma single h na
jb isko b pyar hoga to ise pata chalega……kya
hahaha
Pk kaha chala gya…..
ayesha tum to aa jao plz…
ky batau heena jise khud se v jyada chaha tha pehle uske ghr walon ne thukra diya kyun ki meri height thodi kam h or me sawli hu phir v koi gam nhi tha kyun ki vo mere sth tha lekin bd me bo v mujhe chod diya sch kehti hu khud ki najar me gir gyi thi me
Mamta g…..ap aisa q sochti ho…..
actually wo ladka tumhe deserve ni krta h……..
I pray for u mamta…..
apko usse b aacha ldka milega
jo apki khubsurti se ni…….
sirf apse pyar krega……
By 7 bje milte h
ohh to zindagi se nfrar kene ki,wajah h pyar…@mamta
ye pyar pata nhi aur kitno ko barbaad karega..
aise khushnaseeb log bahot kam hote h jinhe ye pyar gaseel gota h…
dont worry mamta…
aapko us ladke se bhi accha jeewan sathi milega lekin ab is baar pyar k chakkar me mt padna yhi raay dungi mai aapko…
ho sake to mom dad ne pasand kiye laske se shadi kar lijiye..
aur mera manna h k shadi k baad bhi pyar ho sakta h…so jab shadi k baad apne hubby se hame pyar hoga tab wo khush kuch aur hi hogi aur ye dar bilkul nhi hoga k wo hame chodkar to nhi chala jayega qki tab already bandhan me bandhe huve hote h…
sry gaseel nhi haseel…
ok bye raat ko milte h…
bye sonu…
bye mamta…
mere frnds v yhi kehte h sonu ki vo mujhe deserve nhi krta pr ye jo kmbakt dil h ye to use gunhegar manta hi nhi
meri gf ka naam v kitna khubsurat h 🙂
kuc cmnts dekhkar to ye site chhodkr jane ka man hi nhi krta
kya sabhi mamta nam ki ldkiya itna tootkar pyar krti hain 🙁
shi kha heena duniya me agr kisi ka pyar sacha h to bo maa papa ka h ok by heena nd sonu
pyar to svi krte h mr ghayl bs frk utna h ki kisi k liye ye timepass h to kisi ki jindgi bn jati h
Mamta g
ap jaisi ladkiya hum jaise ladko ko q ni miti h….
hum mar jate h par ap ka sath kbi ni chodte h…..
kisi ne such hi kaha h jisko true love chahiye use thullu ke alawa kuch ni milta h..jinhe true love ni chahiye unke pass ladkiyo ke kami ni h
aisa maine real life me daikha
h
kambakath dil ko dos mt dijiye wo to nadan h wo to aisi galatiya karega hi….
jaise magli pani ki bina ni rh sakati vaise hi ye nadan dil pyar ke bina ni rah sakha
use bs pyar chahiye chahe wo khi se aaye…
Mamta g love yourself
jb ap apne ap se pyar karegi to log b apse pyar karege
chlo ramayan khatm hue
hum b chalte h…..
ghayal ap mp me kaha se ho…
Mamta g ap ni8 me pakka ana….
apse bte mujhe aacha lga
ok bye
Mamta aap ki bate bilkul ek ldki se milti hain nam v…isliye kaha,..Or mamta sacha pyar krne bale tympas nhi krte…bas fark itna h kuc log pyar nibha nhi pate…ya fir bakt ke sath unka pyar v rang badal deta h, aapki trh or us ldki ki trh pyar krne bale kvi sath nhi chhodte na hi bakt ke sath badalte h. .
Sonu kya kroge jankar…chalo bata dete h, mp ke gwalior division se hain…. tum v mp se ho kya
Ha mein gwalior se hu….jhansi ki rani fort ke pass pagalkhane ke pass rahta hu…….
me khud b pagal ho gya…..
Or tum ghayal…..
bye ghayal ni8 me milte h
abi track par jana h
ok bye, achi bat h ..tum paagal ho gye or ishq ne muje ghayal kr diya….
koyla churane ke sonu
mp me kahi govind nagar h kya ???
Thanxzzz frndzz mre joke ko like krne ke lie
Mamta G Aap K Liye Kya Kahu, Aap Khush Rahoge Hamesha, Koi Milega Sacha Ladka Jarur Milega, Wese Aap J C Sachi Ladkiyo Ki Pahchan Kya H??? Aap Ko Sacha Nahi Mila, Or Jo Sacha Hota H Usko Sachi Nahi Milti, Milti V H To Sath Chhod Deti H, Ye Sacha Pyar Jaan Leva H Yaaar… Dard Bahut H Pyar Me Bt me Ise Sahne Ko Taiyar Hu… I M Ready…
Hello koi h
Hi….ann!!!!!!
$0ñu….baaki SB kha h
Ananya pta h bhut aacha gata hu….
mtlb lady gaga fail…..
Ananya pta h mein bhut aacha gata hu….
mtlb lady gaga fail…..
hlo frnds koi h
Kon kahta h mohabbat me dard ni hota……
kambakat…
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darwaje me ungli aa jati h to kasam se jaan nikal jati h
Hlw Mamta to gau sonu…Tm gana gate ho to gauuu
Agar basanti ki mousi, thakur ko rakhi bhaandhe……..
to basanti or thakur ko kya ristha hua……..socho
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sochte raho….
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apna apna kam karo..koi ristha ni bnata, q ki thakur ke hath hi ni h……
Hahaha…nycccc
Thankx ananya
tumhara dinnera hua ya ni..
mamta g aap kaha chale gaye…
hi sonu,hlo ananya
Hlo mamta g
ap kaha se ho?
aaya re aaya DON
Don aaya koyla leke….
hahahahahaha
me odisa se hu sonu or ap khn se ho
Pk tumne apni gf ko kaise
propose kiya……
darlingggggggg aakho se ankhe char krne do
Mamta g…..me jaipur se hu……mera hometown mp me h…..
apki family me kon kon h
Assalam o alaikum friend,s how r all
Hey thakur ye aankh mujhe de do……
teri aankho se gotiya khelunga…..
hahahahaha
Kya mein bhi aappp log se baat kar sakti hoon ya nhi
Hahahhahahaha
Sab gay kya
Bhut din ho gaye pk khanche……khele…..ab na tadpao ye aankhe hume de do
hahahahahahaha
o gabbr tera tetuwa daba dunga hahahahahaha
Nice poem
koi apni jagah se nhi hilega 😛 satand up
Ok bye
But why deep
bye dnnr kr k aate h. frnds
Meri to izzat hi nhi h
pk tumhare sharir me itne ched karege
itne ched karege…..
karwachod ki rat ko tumhari biwi confuse ho jayegi….
apne pas rakh lu ya olx par bhech du………
hahahahahahaha ab to tumhe b hasi aayegi
meri femily me maa,papa,bhai,bhabi,ek choti si bhatiji or me nd ap k family me
Mai so jau
Bindu ji aai thi kya
kyun vinod g apko nind arhi ky? Agr nind arhi h to so jao
hello guys…
Very nyc….family
me, parents,ek bhhn ek bhai
Hello chocalate…
hi ayesa
Ap SB ka dinner ho gya ni to mere….ghar aa jao…..party karege…..
“Hath mein ghadi koyi bhi ho….Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”
Vinod g bindu g apna no de k gyi h…
me to dinner kr chuki hu sonu ap kr lo me party me or kisi din samil ho jaungi
shi kha pk wqt hmara hona chahiye ghadi se ky fark padta h
Mamta g….odissa me mousam kaisa h…
yaha jaipur me bhut garmi h
aaj itne dino bad sonu tumhe mera ye naam kese yaad aa gaya….
…
hi mamta….
me hmesa sahi kahta hu mamta g
Ayesha kaha chali hlo bolkar…..
heeeeenaaa tum to aaa jao
plzzzz
Koi humse baat karega
hello sabhi ko
pucho mat sonu yhn to garmi me sb ka halat kharap h
I think mein yaha ause hi agai kisi ko mujhse baat hu nhi karni to mein yaha kya karo
ayesha bure waqt mein dosto ki yaad ati h!……so tumhara nam yad a gya h….
abi tumhara hath kaisha h….
tum thik to ho na…..
me bat karunga jiya chalo kisi dusri story PR
sorry sonu wo me kuch kaam me busy thi….
Allahafiz
Q mamta g apka area to east h na…..
pyaar hme kis mod pe le aaya ki dil kare haye koi ye bataye kya hoga.
Konsi story par yaha msg nhi show karrahe h
khuda hafij
sonu……!!!!
Pk hamara apki taraf se dhandawat pranam…..
karwachoth ka vrath kaisa rha pk…..khi tumhari wife olx par ni bhech diya
hahahaha
Aaj mai apni wife ki sewa rha hu
ha jiya msg hi show nhi kr rhe 🙂 chaliye kisi dusre story PR
hi jiya mat jao yr hmm krenge na apse baat boliye kc h ap
Deep kya baat appko aajjj kal bahut gane garahe h koi special baat h kya
dekh liyo kahi tum na bik jao khel k bazar me sonu
Dekho khidki me aaj chaadni aayi h….
jane kitne ke bd
gali me aj chandani nikali…
heena….chandani
kaisi ho
Kaisi ho mamta
hme apse mobhabbt ho gyi h jiya .
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.kiss film ka gana h
aayesa tum kaha ho aaja o aaja
Vinod ji karo sewa milegi meva
hahahaha
Pk jiya ji ko jane mat dena
Konsa gana zabardasti mohabbat hogai h
sewa krte rahiye a6i bat h sabka yhi hal hota h lekin batata koi nhi. 🙂
ha sonu mera hath pehle se thik h but abhi bhi hath per pati bandhi hui h…
Pk jiya se bt karte time mujhe ladko wali feeling ati h
hahahahaha fake id
hmm sonu lekin yhn v temp bht high h
Are q na jane dena humko vinod ji
Vinod g jiya ko pakad k rakhe h jaldi se aa jao Jane nhi denge
🙂 🙂
badi a6i lagte h….
hmm jiya g me thik hu
sonu chand…. aaj mera net slow h…
msg late aayenge.. ok
feeling to yahi aati h tatya usme tu najar aata mujhe q gana ga kr batao
Ayesha ap k hath me chot kese lg gyi?
Ye shiwani aur aviral kanha hai
chennai xpress kon kon dekha h hath upr kro ya pair 😛
me to yahi hu pk and sonu but yaha msg hi show nahi ho rahe to kisi dusari story per chalte h frnds
bye frnds gud ni8 tata
mundi hilane se chalega ky pk g?
Pk aaj propose kar de jo ho ga wo fkha jayega
Pk kaha ja rahe ho ruko abi rat bki h
‘मंजिल मिले ना मिलेये मुकद्दर की बात है,हम कोशिश ना करें ,यह तो गलत बात है ….
Vinod g SMS padhiye dhasu h na
hahahaha mamta g apki mundi ni dikh rahi
Bindu ji aa jao delhi win the match
mamta mere hath per mirror lag gaya tha…
Heena….ko awaj lagao sb
once more mundi hilaying mamta g
bhag gyi Vinod g kya kismat h 🙁 ab kya kru me pani tanki PR chad jau basnti
bye frnds gud ni8 tc sd
pk kaha ja rahe ho abhi se….
abhi to party shuru hui h….
ab apka hath kesa h ayesha
Jisko dance ni karna waha jake tanki par chad jaye……
sonu mera net nhi chal raha h yr
pk kisko propose kar rahe ho tum….
tumko bye
byee frnds kal milte h…
good night… sweet dream… tc
तीन दोस्त आपस में बातें कर रहे थे…
एक बोला –
“मेरी पत्नी ने ‘जुड़वाँ’ पिक्चर देखी और उसे जुड़वाँ बच्चे पैदा हुए !”
दूसरा बोला –
“तू सही कह रहा है. मेरी बीवी ने भी ’3 ईडियट्स’ देखी थी और उसे एक साथ तीन बच्चे हुए थे !”
इतना सुनते ही तीसरा उठकर भागा.
दोनों दोस्त चिल्लाये – “अबे कहां भागा जा रहा है …. बता कर तो जा !”
तीसरा दोस्त भागते-भागते ही चिल्लाया –
“घर जा रहा हूँ ….
मेरी बीवी भी प्रेग्नेंट है और टीवी पर
‘अब तक छप्पन’ देखरही है … !!!
kya keh rahe ho pk…. tum logo ki mazak karne ki adat nahi jayegi na… vese mazak karte hi ache Lagte ho…
पिंटू : दादी नींद नहीं आ रही है |
TV देख लूँ….???
दादी: मुझसे बातें कर ले..
पिंटू : दादी क्या हम हमेशा 6 ही
रहेगें..? आप, मम्मी, पापा,
दीदी, मैं और मेरी बिल्ली.
दादी : नहीं बेटा, आप के लिये
कल डॉगी भी आ रहा है |
तो 7 हो जायेंगे |
पिंटू : पर…दादी डॉगी तो बिल्ली
को खा जायेगा, तो फिर 6
हो जायेंगे !!!!
दादी : नहीं बेटा, आपकी शादी
हो जायेगी तो फिर 7 हो
जायेंगे |
पिंटू : फिर बहन चली जायेगी
शादी करके तो फिर 6 हो
जायेंगे !!
दादी : बेटा.. फिर आपका बेटा..
हो जायेगा तो फिर 7 हो
जायेंगे..|
पिंटू : तब तक आप मर जाओगी
वापस से 6 हो जायेंगे…!!!
दादी : कुत्ते….!!! जा TV देख !!!